094 - BITCHSLAP.

posted September 7th, 2012, 7:53 am


average rating: 5.00








Content & Layout © Kita-Angel.
Do not re-use/distribute without permission.
Powered by SMACKJEEVES.
web counter pageviews since
June 2012
post a comment
author comments
view KitaAngel's profile

September 6th, 2012, 10:44 pm

KitaAngel

reply

I use this stool for EVERYTHING that requires me growing taller. Apparently, the stool saw fit to aid the aquarium in a wonderful SMACK TO THE FACE.

Dave heard nothing, thus did not come to my rescue. How fun. I'm totally fine though, it was just a good smack. Coulda been much much worse now that I think of it...

On a side note, the aquarium is clean and super decorated now! Hooray!

end of message

July 21st, 2019, 6:58 am

Advertisement

reply

end of message
user comments
view DamnItSammit's profile

September 7th, 2012, 9:01 am

DamnItSammit

reply

All except for the print of your face! XDD

I don't have a stool (well, I do, but I'm too lazy to drag it around the house), so I have climb ontop of counters to get things.

end of message
view LeifIsAUnicorn's profile

September 7th, 2012, 10:50 am

LeifIsAUnicorn

X3

reply

im terrified of the stools at our house, cheap plastic things as they are im convinced that they will break if i ever try to use them.

end of message

September 7th, 2012, 12:02 pm

coacoa

reply

If I was in that situation I'd be scared that the aquarium might fall over. Also a random sock and my nightstand have teamed together to bitchslap me as well. I surprisingly have a very hard head.

end of message
view Mikko's profile

September 8th, 2012, 5:14 am

Mikko

reply

i fell down from a tall tree when i was 12 years old

end of message
view KitaAngel's profile

September 8th, 2012, 11:55 am

KitaAngel

reply

@DamnItSammit: Hahah yeeeahhhh... *wipes off face grease*

I don't like climbing onto counters. I ask Dave to go instead. He's TALL! :D

end of message
view KitaAngel's profile

September 8th, 2012, 11:55 am

KitaAngel

reply

@LeifIsAUnicorn: Ahhh I'm scared of cheap plastic stools. This one is a good one though, metal frame and all.

end of message
view KitaAngel's profile

September 8th, 2012, 11:58 am

KitaAngel

reply

@coacoa: It's a 40gallon tank. It's WAAAAYYYYY too heavy to move. Just the water alone weighs close to 320lbs, then the aquarium itself is heavy, the rocks, sand, wood and other things too are heavy...

I may have scared the fish, but the whole thing didn't move at all. Just the way I like it!

That sock of yours is pretty evil though D: Glad your head is rock solid!

end of message
view KitaAngel's profile

September 8th, 2012, 11:58 am

KitaAngel

reply

@Mikko: @_@

I'm scared of heights, so I doubt that would EVER happen to me. Does NOT sound fun at all though D:

end of message
view Mikko's profile

September 8th, 2012, 3:24 pm

Mikko

reply

@KitaAngel: didn't brake any bones but got bruised

end of message
view calambmity's profile

September 8th, 2012, 10:08 pm

calambmity

reply

That must have been absolutely terrifying. I would have screamed thinking my face was going to break glass.

And that's why I'm always freaked out to use stools or chairs even though I sometimes need them.

It's tough being fun sized.

I fell off my bed last night, I was scooting over and WHUMP! fell straight off onto the floor.

end of message
view KitaAngel's profile

September 8th, 2012, 10:29 pm

KitaAngel

reply

@calambmity: It wasn't that scary to be honest. It was just not very fun. The glass is pretty strong, I figure if it can contain the water in there (which weighs soooooo much as is) it can manage a smack from my face.

I only fell out of bed once in my life. It was from a top bunk too. I didn't use the guard rail, because I don't usually move in my sleep, but I guess that one night I did. Kicked myself right off. It's kinda hilarious now that I think about it...

It IS tough being fun sized.... but being fun sized means we can find the BEST hiding places when we play "hide & go seek"! :D

end of message
view KitaAngel's profile

September 8th, 2012, 10:29 pm

KitaAngel

reply

@Mikko: Well, that's good! :)

end of message

November 7th, 2013, 10:30 pm

That kid (Guest)

reply

flawless victory

end of message
post a comment
All content is © Kita-Angel/Tiia Rissanen 2011-2012. Do not re-use/distribute without permission. Layout Design © Kita-Angel/Tiia Rissanen. Hosted by SmackJeeves.